“Maybe we’ll just cook it all reallllllllll fuckin fast now”

by baipas

31 Comments

  1. rightinfrontofmy---

    I still see some pink! Send it back.
    I want well done!

  2. big_duo3674

    Well, we’re carbon-based life so people should be eating a lot of carbon, right?

  3. moranya1

    All of these gifs/pics people are posting are great, 10/10 thread.

  4. Book-Wyrm-of-Bag-End

    Congrats on your new pizza menu!

  5. littleweirdooooo

    Wild! Did it turn off when you realized what was happening or did you have to shut off the gas?

  6. sideshowbvo

    Our bottom pizza oven did that, it would literally melt the trash can to the side of it

  7. rottenoar

    They’ll do that at any temperature, made in china pos to be honest

  8. krellx6

    ![gif](giphy|lPrrb6FmGcxA4|downsized)

    Bless my bark

  9. catscausetornadoes

    When I was in high school my mom’s oven thermostat went rogue. Cheaper meat, but ya. It’s astounding.

  10. bobandweebl

    Fuck, I’d LOVE an oven that goes to 700. There’s a lot of fun things to do with high temp cooking.

  11. jamieusa

    I like mine well done, can you pop it back in for a few till theres no blood or carbon

  12. ScratchyMarston18

    It’s like a mood ring. It’s mood is death.

  13. acrankychef

    Uuuuugh… Warranty? That’s a free oven right there.

    I would be calling them every day until they come pick it up and replace it.

    Do not ask for repairs/servicing. The oven almost burnt down your kitchen and you need a new one 👍

  14. NooneKnowsIAmBatman

    And now you have a pizza oven, congrats!

  15. mynameisnotsparta

    Ahh! So that’s how hockey pucks are made!

  16. CodyHBKfan23

    We had that happen on a panini press we had at my place one time. One side of it just decided to superheat itself. The entire kitchen was practically full of smoke in minutes. Totally a fun time lol

  17. EntertainerOk9179

    As a dumbass teenager prep cook, my line buddies and I wanted to see what happened if we got the wood burning pizza oven over 1,000F.  We did it.  Boring though, the thermometer just stopped at 999.99.

    And it took a WHILE to cook back down to the 550/600 I prefer to cook at.

  18. platyboi

    I can’t imagine the heat blast when you opened the doors! I bet it would melt the glasses off my face.

  19. PlanetOftheGrapes__

    Well now you have an incinerator in your kitchen